要寫好演講稿，首先必須要了解聽眾對象，了解他們的心理、愿望和要求是什么，使演講有針對性，能解決實際問題。我們?nèi)绾尾拍軐懙靡黄獌?yōu)質(zhì)的演講稿呢？接下來我就給大家介紹一下如何才能寫好一篇演講稿吧，我們一起來看一看吧。

幽默英語故事演講稿3分鐘 幽默英語故事短文篇一

once he goes to a cinema. it is the first time for him to do that. he buys a ticket and goes in. but after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again.

after a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket.

but a girl asks him,“why do you buy so many tickets? how many friends do you meet?”

“no, i have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”

湯姆是個小孩， 他才7歲。

當(dāng)他去電影院的時候。那時他第一次去。他買了張票進(jìn)去了。 但沒過兩三分鐘他就出來了，然后買了第二張票又進(jìn)去了。

幾分鐘后他又出來買了第三張票。 接著兩三分鐘后他又出來買票。

一個女的問她，“你為什么要買那么多票啊? 你見到了幾個朋友?"

"沒有， 我里面沒朋友， 但是每當(dāng)我進(jìn)門的時候一位大的女人老把我的票給剪了"

幽默英語故事演講稿3分鐘 幽默英語故事短文篇二

老板最大

there was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. there werethree parrots in the shop. one was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000.

the customer asked the owner, “how come this guy is $5,000? that?s so expensive for this kindof parrot.”

the owner said, “because i have trained him and he can talk.”

so the customer asked him, “how about this guy? what can he do that makes him so expensive?”

the owner said, “well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. that?s why he?s so expensive.”

then the customer said, “how about the third one? what canhe do that makes him so expensive?”

the owner of the shopsaid, “i don?t know. normally, i have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! but the other two call him ?the boss.?”

有個人到一間商店買鸚鵡。店里有三只鸚鵡，其中一只賣五千元，另一只賣一萬元，還有一只賣三萬元。

顧客問老板：「為什么這只要賣五千元?這個價錢對這種鸚鵡來說太貴了!」

老板說：「因為我有訓(xùn)練他講話。」

顧客又問：「那這只呢?他會做什么?為什么要賣這么貴?」

老板說：「他除了會說話之外，還會表演一些有趣的動作，好比說跳舞等等，所以才賣這么貴。」

顧客接著又問：「那第三只呢?他會做什么?為什么要賣這么貴?」

老板說：「我不知道。我從沒聽過他講話、吹口哨或唱歌，也沒看過他跳舞，什么都沒有!不過另外兩只叫他：『老板!』