生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕22

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　　聞到了嗎

　　Smell that?

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　　新漫畫書的味道

　　That's the smell of new comic books.

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　　太棒了

　　Oh, yes.

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　　今天我來付賬

　　伙計們

　　They're on me today, boys.

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　　你買單?

　　You're paying?

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　　你又去賣精子了?

　　Have you been selling your sperm again?

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　　沒有

　　只是慶祝一下

　　No, I'm celebrating.

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　　現在

　　太空船

　　As we speak, the space shuttle

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　　正停在國際空間站

　　Is docking at the at the international space station

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　　配備沃羅威茨零重力

　　Where it will deploy the wolowitz zero-gravity

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　　廢物處理系統

　　Waste disposal system.

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　　少給自己戴高帽

　　Oh, get over yourself.

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　　不就是高科技馬桶嘛

　　It's a high-tech toilet.

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　　這么想

　　Just think.

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　　多虧你的杰作

　　Thanks to your hard work,

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　　國際太空宇航員才能

　　An international crew of astronauts

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　　大膽去沒人去過的地方拉

　　Will "boldly go where no man has gone before."

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　　好笑嗎

　　Is that supposed to be funny?

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　　確實好笑

　　I believe it is.

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　　結合引用《星際旅行》

　　The combination of the star trek reference

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　　和雙重含義的動詞

　　And the play on words involving the double-meaning

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　　去[拉]

　　Of the verb "to go"

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　　說明萊納德拿你的

　　Suggests that leonard is humorously mocking

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　　太空管道工程開玩笑呢

　　Your efforts in space plumbing.

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　　行

　　開你們的小玩笑吧

　　Okay, make your little jokes,

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　　但我們四人之中

　　只有我

　　But of the four of us, I'm the only one making

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　　為科學技術做出實際貢獻

　　Any real-world contribution to science and technology.

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　　他說得對

　　這可是重大成果

　　有兩個原因

　　He's right. this is an important achievement, for two reasons.

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　　可以一號[小便]

　　Number one...

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　　還能二號[大便]

　　And, of course, number two!

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　　真聰明

　　Oh, clever!

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　　利用基數對應

　　Playing on the use of cardinal numbers

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　　隱喻人體機能

　　As euphemisms for bodily functions.

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　　給

　　謝爾頓

　　給你留的新《地獄男爵》

　　Here, sheldon, I pulled the new hellboy for you.

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　　太刺激了

　　It's mind-blowing.

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　　喂

　　嚴重劇透

　　Excuse me. spoiler alert.

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　　我沒有透露什么啊

　　I didn't spoil anything.

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　　你說了很刺激

　　You told me it's mind-blowing.

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　　我的思維已經開始提前刺激了

　　So, my mind is going into it pre-blown.

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　　一旦提前刺激

　　還談什么再刺激

　　And once a mind is pre-blown, it cannot be re-blown.

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　　抱歉

　　I'm sorry.

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　　讓圣誕怪杰跟圣誕節道歉去吧

　　Said the grinch to christmas.

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　　萊納德

　　Uh, hey, leonard.

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　　我能跟你談件事嗎

　　Could I talk to you about something?

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　　可以

　　什么事

　　Sure, what's up?

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　　還記得幾周前

　　Remember I went out with

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　　我和你朋友佩妮約會的事嗎

　　Your friend, penny, a couple weeks ago?

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　　不太記得

　　Yeah, vaguely.

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　　你肯定記得

　　Sure you remember.

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　　你那晚還傻乎乎地

　　That was the night you went to the bar and made a fool

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　　去酒吧找陌生女人呢

　　Of yourself trying to pick up strange women.

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　　怎么了

　　What about it?

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　　上次約會不太順利

　　Well, uh, the thing is, the date didn't go that well.

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　　真不幸

　　Oh. too bad.

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　　我想現在能做的就是爬起來

　　I guess the thing to do now is just pick yourself up,

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　　拍拍身上的土

　　忘記她向前看

　　Dust yourself off, forget it and move on.

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　　我做不到

　　I can't do that.

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　　見鬼了做不到

　　Why the hell not?

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　　因為我們明天還有個約會

　　'cause we're going out again tomorrow.

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　　打擾一下

　　斯圖爾特

　　Excuse me, stuart.

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　　你看了新的《閃電俠》嗎

　　Have you read the new flash?

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　　-沒看呢

　　-我看了

　　- No. - well, I have

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　　大為驚嘆呢

　　And it will knock your socks off!

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　　看你還能不能再驚嘆

　　Good luck getting them back on.

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　　怎么說呢

　　Uh, anyway,

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　　我覺得這可能是我和佩妮最后的機會了

　　I figure this is probably my last shot with penny

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　　我不想搞砸了

　　And I don't want to screw it up.

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　　誰都不想搞砸

　　Nobody wants that.

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　　問題就是

　　這是第二次約會

　　Here's my question:it's the second date,

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　　你覺得她會想要進一步的身體接觸么

　　You think she'll be expecting things to get physical?

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　　老天

　　Uh, gee, um...

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　　我初步的建議是不要

　　My initial reaction is "no," but, um,

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　　讓我想想再回答你吧

　　Let me think about it and get back to you, okay?

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　　那你打我電話吧

　　Okay, so, you'll give me a call?

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　　你打我電話也行

　　Yeah, or you call me.

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　　好的

　　Great.

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　　誰都不打最好

　　Or nobody calls anyone.

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　　有意思

　　Interesting.

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　　佩妮的現任追求者尋求前任追求者的建議

　　Penny's current suitor asking advice from her former suitor.

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　　拉杰

　　謝謝你的友情字幕提示

　　You know, thanks for closed- captioning my pain, raj.

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　　你想確保他既得不到佩妮

　　Hey, want to make sure he gets nowhere with penny

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　　又不傷害你和他們的友情么

　　Without jeopardizing your friendship with either of them?

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　　洗耳恭聽

　　I'm listening.

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　　直接讓他做過去兩年

　　Just tell him to do everything

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　　你對佩妮做過的一切

　　You've done with her for the last two years.

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　　好啊

　　萊納德

　　Hey, leonard.

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　　你好

　　Oh, hi.

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　　-最近如何

　　-很好

　　- How's it going? - good, good.

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　　-你呢

　　-也好

　　- You? - fine.

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　　我能問你件事么

　　Oh, hey, can I ask you something?

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　　當然

　　Sure.

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　　關于你的朋友斯圖爾特

　　You know your friend stuart?

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　　怎么了

　　Yes.

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　　他又約我出去

　　我答應了

　　Well, he asked me out again and I said yes,

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　　然后我覺得

　　And then I started thinking

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　　應該先和你談談

　　Maybe I should talk to you first.

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　　談什么

　　About what?

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　　我和你朋友約會

　　Well, does it bother you,

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　　你會不會覺得困擾

　　Me going out with one of your friends?

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　　我們從前...

　　'cause you know, you and me...